I Walked With a Necrobabe, Act V


by Cardaniel and Thantasy



Whatever Happened To Aunt Jayne?



DRAMATIS PERSONAE FOR ACT FIVE

Jayne Harrison (played by Thantasy in plain type) is trying her best to take the trap Lon has sprung on her in stride. She hopes to conceal her predicament from Rick and Mavis and pretend everything is fine. However, it rapidly becomes clear to her that she can't hide the change that has taken place in her life.

Rick Marshall (played by Cardaniel in plain type) is delighted with the prospect of having Jayne back to her familiar, healthy, erotically adventurous self. When Jayne shows signs that, as a matter of fact, all is NOT well with her, he is terribly concerned and is afraid that Jayne has not told the whole truth about her condition. Little does he know how much she hasn't told him.

Mavis Burns (played by Thantasy in italic type) has known Jayne much longer than Rick and is, therefore, that much more alarmed by the change in her. Mavis has her own guesses about what's wrong, but even her intuition doesn't reach to the truth.

Dr. Lon C. Haney doesn't appear in this act and isn't played by anyone! We've seen about enough of him for a while!

Edgar (described by Thantasy in plain type) not surprisingly has the most accurate insight into how much Jayne has changed and his reaction almost pushes Jayne over the edge.


Act V, Scene i

The Night the Lights Went Out!


Setting: Jayne and Rick's House.

Thantasy: <Jayne is in her kitchen, barely able to concentrate enough to make dinner. Rick has not come home yet.>

Thantasy: <Telling herself, I have to make things seem normal.>

Thantasy: <Trying to focus on the task -- dinner. Mind keeps wandering.>

Thantasy: <She feels outrage.>

Thantasy: <She also is frantically trying to think of some way out of this....>

Thantasy: <She also feels very, very hurt on a deep level.>

Thantasy: <As long as she focuses on outrage, the hurt does not come up....>

Thantasy: <but as soon as her mind turns to "problem solving" mode, the outrage slips and the hurt comes in.>

Thantasy: <She tries to tell herself that this does not have to be so bad....>

Thantasy: <She has two people who can give her love seven days and five nights a week.>

Thantasy: <So, compared to that, what's two nights, really?>

Thantasy: <Fifty years ago, she would probably be dead already.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

Thantasy: <Rice boils over!!!!!!>

Thantasy: <No big tragedy, really>.

Thantasy: <Turn down the flame, wipe up.>

Thantasy: <There has to be a way out this!>

Thantasy: <Well, yes, there is, but.....>

Thantasy: <there has to ANOTHER way!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Hears Rick's car pulling into the driveway.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Okay.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Have to be good at this!>

Cardaniel80: (Door opens)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Actually, I have had "good news" today!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Hears door open.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] "Honey, I'm home!" (Loves that goofy 50's sitcom line.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Looks at her reflection in the toaster -- she's all right!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] In the kitchen, darling!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Comes into kitchen, hugs her from behind, kissing her neck.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Tries to melt into his arms, hopes it doesn't seem too forced.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] So hey, how did it go? Are you all clear?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm one solid specimen of good health!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hey!!! (Hugs her tightly.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Total recovery from surgery!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I knew you can't keep a good woman down!

Thantasy: [Jayne] No aftereffects likely!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Going to work full-time Monday?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yuppers!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I won't need to call for help every five minutes.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Haha! You'll show them who's boss!

Thantasy: [Jayne] You're going to have to work really, really hard to get me to pass out, from now on.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Fantastic! I'll need bags to make you pass out, I guess!

Thantasy: [Jayne] You go ahead and sit down.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Table's set. I'll have the food in a few minutes.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] 'Kay, honey. What's coming up for dinner?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Rice and stir-fry!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Stopped and picked up a chocolate cake and some ice cream for dessert!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Grinning) Special occasion! You know what I love!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Everything's cooked, just need to heat up the stir-fry!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Know how to make you freak out! I'll eat that ice cream between your legs.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Uh, yeah! <Smiles weakly.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sounds ..... great.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Brows raised) You really okay, honey?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Peak of good health and condition.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I guess I'm a little emotionally exhausted. Relief after all the tension.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Finally! Oh, sorry, I know it's not your fault....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Look, this is a special occasion! Should we invite Mavis over, or just the two of us share it?

Thantasy: [Jayne] I think, tonight, just the two of us.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Besides, I called her and left a message on her machine.

Thantasy: [Jayne] You go sit down! I'll be right out.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] She's probably out at the mall getting us a present -- God, she's so sweet!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Sits in dining room.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] We'll have her over tomorrow night, Friday.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Did he do the whole stress test and everything?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, the whole shebang!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Had me pumping on the treadmill like a hyper hamster!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] You're a healthy young woman! My grandparents would be so proud!

Thantasy: [Jayne] They always wanted you to marry a farm girl, I suppose.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Pours rice into bowl. Stirs stir-fry.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yeah, well, I think they would just want you to have broad hips so they could have lots of great-grandkids.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <KIDS!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Chokes back a tear!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Another thing I'll never be able to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Finds hands shaking.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Grabs the counter.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey, you suppose we might have kids someday?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Steady, steady.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Chokes out> I don't know....I'll check our horoscopes....see if we would make good parents.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, if love makes good parents, we've got it made!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yeah, that's for sure.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Don't worry, sweety, I'm not looking for you to flush the pill yet.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Never be able to take them to the Grand Canyon....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <or Disney World>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hey, any movies on tonight?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Uh, don't know.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Why don't you check the tv guide?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] If not, I'm sure we can occupy ourselves somehow.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes! We do have something to celebrate, after all!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Okay, quit thinking about taking kids on trips more than 100 miles away.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh! How about "I Want To Live!" It's on AMC.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Pull it together!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] With Susan Hayward?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yeah, that one!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Anything funny on?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Ummm... how about "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes!

Thantasy: [Jayne] That sounds more like it.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Okay, 8 o'clock. Plenty of time for a nice dinner, a little wine, a little cuddling....

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Looks at herself in the darkened kitchen window.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Says to herself, okay, you can do this!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Comes into kitchen) Need me for anything?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Scrapes stir-fry onto platter> Nope, all ready!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Great! Lemme get plates. (Gets plates from cupboard.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Here, you can carry the food. I'll get us something to drink.

Thantasy: [Jayne] What do you want? Milk, soda?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, the Zinfandel, if there's any left.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sure!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Gets wine glasses from cupboard.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Not much left in the bottle.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Pours it out evenly between the two glasses.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Follows him into the dining room.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Sets plates and silverware out.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Sits.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Lifts glass) To my one-and-only, healthy, love.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Hear, hear!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Clinks glasses.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Drinks>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] We've got a lot of catching up to do in bed, you know.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, we have a lot of time ahead to do that.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Helping herself to food.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Okay, I know we still need to go slow (Grins) Your heart can keep up with a NORMAL sex drive, but....

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, we gave us all a pretty good workout the other night!

Thantasy: [Jayne] If I can handle that, I can handle almost anything!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yes! Did you tell him about that?

Thantasy: [Jayne] No, I let my hamster act do the talking for me.

Thantasy: [Jayne] You know,....

Thantasy: [Jayne] now that I've finally gotten a clean bill of health....

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm feeling really energetic.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'll get you a "World Champion Hamster" necklace. A choker, maybe....

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Laughs, a little uneasily>

Thantasy: [Jayne] I've been thinking that I might like to, well, put in some more hours at work....

Thantasy: [Jayne] There's a clinic across town that is just crying out for evening help.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Raises eyebrows) You sure, honey? You're just getting back to full-time.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, this should be pretty easy.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'd just be doing...... intakes.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, I guess we could always use a little extra money. Really, though, nothing heavy?

Thantasy: [Jayne] I've actually already talked to them....

Thantasy: [Jayne] I think I'll let them know for sure tomorrow.

Thantasy: [Jayne] It would just be two nights a week, Tuesday and Thursday.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, honey, I wish you'd told me.... are they good people? Do they know their ass from a hole in the ground?

Thantasy: [Jayne] They're good people.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I don't want them to rely on you too much, with you just getting back in the swing....

Thantasy: [Jayne] They just serve a working community, needing service in the evenings.

Thantasy: [Jayne] It might run kind of late, but it should be very easy.....

Thantasy: [Jayne] stuff I could almost do in my sleep.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiles) Just can't stop helping people, can you? Just two nights, for sure?

Thantasy: [Jayne] That's what I understand.

Thantasy: [Jayne] It'll give you a chance to miss me a little.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Make you that much happier to see me.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I can't POSSIBLY be happier to see you (Grinning)

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Okay, listen, if it's suddenly more than that, you'll say no, right? Don't let them take advantage.

Thantasy: [Jayne] All they've asked for is a two-night commitment.

Thantasy: [Jayne] They're grateful to get the help.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I just... maybe I would have fought this, but I'm just SO happy you're back in good health, it's great to see you use it.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Eating.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Gets up and comes around the table to kiss her, goes back to seat.) Love you, honey.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I love you too

Thantasy: [Jayne] So, we've heard about my day. How was yours?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, nothing special. (Sits again.) That snotty guy in fifth period was absent, so it went fine.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <smiles>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, I'm ready for dessert!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] What we got? Maybe a little juicy pussy? (Smiling mischievously.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Help me clear the dishes and then I'll bring the chocolate cake and ice cream into the living room.

Thantasy: [Jayne] We can watch a little of Mad World....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] All right! (Picks up dishes.) Thank God for dishwashers.

Thantasy: [Jayne] But we may only make it to about the fifth car wreck.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Something sexy about car wrecks.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sexy?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Haha! You didn't know? You'll see.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Oh, a new thrill in store for me!

Thantasy: [Jayne] This will be very educational, I'm sure!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Your body better be ready (Smiling)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Uh, yes!

Thantasy: [Jayne] My fully functional body will be at your service.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, did you ever ask him about those little twitches?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I haven't seen that as much lately.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Oh, those!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I didn't even bring the subject up.

Thantasy: [Jayne] You do turn on the tv.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll be right out with the dessert!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Clicks the remote. TV lights up.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Cutting cake with knife.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Looks at her wrist.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Need any help, sweetheart?

Thantasy: [Jayne] No, this I can handle.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Remember, I'm fully functional now!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Like the Death Star on "Star Wars."

Thantasy: [Jayne] Actually, I was thinking of Data in Star Trek. <Puts huge scoops of ice cream on cake and takes it in to the living room>

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Thantasy: <About an hour passes. Jayne is snuggled next to Rick on the couch, having a few laughs. Outside, a lovely little rain has started.>

Thantasy: <The day's revelation is almost relegated to the back of her mind.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Kissing her neck during a break in the action.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Mmmmmmmm

Thantasy: [Jayne] Oh, that feels good!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] 'Sposed to.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Now, who do you think I look more like?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Edie Adams or Dorothy Provine?

Thantasy: [Jayne] If you say Ethel Merman....

Thantasy: [Jayne] you won't get any pussy for a month!!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Haha! Damn, okay then, Edie.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Right answer!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses him on the cheek>

Thantasy: [Jayne] That earns you a quick trip to the bedroom.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh! I make it a point never to turn down a bedroom offer.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] How bout me, who am I? Sid Caesar? Milton Berle? Not Buddy Hackett or Mickey Rooney!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Dick Shawn -- but he hasn't shown up in the movie yet.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Now, what would be in the bedroom that we should make a trip there?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, there won't be much until we get there...

Thantasy: [Jayne] then we will have each other to enjoy.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, let's go and find each other there then.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Turns off tv, ....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <takes his hand....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <leads him into the bedroom.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Curls his fingers around hers -- loves holding her hand.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <As soon as they are in the bedroom, plants a big kiss on his lips!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Presses herself to him....>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Mmmmm! Well, if THIS is what the bedroom is for....

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Trying so hard to push her situation re Lon out of her mind.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] It gets my Good Housekeeping seal of approval.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Why don't you open the window so we can hear the rain?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Starts to undress, while he opens the window.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Goes to the window, unlatches it... damn thing always sticks, but he manages to get it to groan up a few inches.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <She is now no longer self-conscious about her scar.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Quickly starts to undress himself to get caught up. Cock ready, half-erect already.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, are you ready for a night of passion with your healthy lady?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'm ready to shock the community.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, we'll try to keep the noise down,

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Undoes his belt, opens his pants, slides them down.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (The pattering of rain on the leaves is very near now, very romantic.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Oh, my stallion is already to break the gate!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] He's run this race before, he knows the way.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, giddy-up!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Takes off his shirt...>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <presses her nakedness to his.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Kicks his pants the rest of the way off.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses him, caresses him...>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Mmmm, I love your skin pressed against mine....

Thantasy: [Jayne] <rubs her bush against his cock.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes! Me too! That's why I do it!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Wooo! Almost gonna make me jump the gun there.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, let's get into a prone position, first, then.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] As we are prone to do...

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Pulls back the blankets.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Let's leave the light on. <Significant because...>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <she has wanted the light off to hide her scar.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Getting chilly in here, it'll feel so good snuggling under the covers.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Stretches out on the bed....>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Want to do anything special tonight, or just the basics?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Looking sexy and provocative.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Let's not do anything too kinky, tonight, okay?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Bends forward and licks her chest, running his tongue over the scar.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Just some of the good old-fashioned stuff!

Thantasy: [Jayne] That never goes out of date.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling) The old stuff never goes out of style.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses him> Like good movies and quality wine.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <A rumble of thunder.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] EMMMMMM

Thantasy: [Jayne] Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Puts arms around her) I'll protect you from the storm, ma'am.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Presses herself to him.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] It was a dark and stormy night.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, I've always loved storms!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Especially when I was with someone -- not that there were that many before you!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Don't want you to get the wrong idea about me....

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm a good girl, I am.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling) Not TOO good, I hope.

Thantasy: [Jayne] For the most part.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, good up to about here..<Makes line under breasts.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Rain falling harder after the rumble.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Or maybe here... <Makes line on thighs.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Pauses.> Well, I'm pretty sure my feet are decent.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Mmmm, I must like all your bad parts.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Oh, you just want the naughty bits?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Lemme check.... (squirms around to face the opposite direction along her and takes her big toe in his mouth.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] DARN!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I guess I'm naughty there, too!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, I must be good someplace.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I dunno, let me check the other. (Sucks toe on other foot, feels her shiver.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Mmmmm

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, why don't you come up here, and work your way down....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Licks the inside of her thigh, halfway up from her knee) This part's pretty naughty too.

Thantasy: [Jayne] It gets better...

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Turns back around, face to face, kisses her lips and all around her face.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Come here, lover! I want a kiss on the lips.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses him passionately!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Mmmmmmmm!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Telling herself, everything will be fine, after all>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] How many times would we have done this in the last three months? We need to get caught up!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Let's see....

Thantasy: [Jayne] 90 days times 1.5 times a day...

Thantasy: [Jayne] makes -- JEEZ!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] 135 times.... okay then, we need to do it 20 times a day for a week.

Thantasy: [Jayne] We better get started fast!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Number one, coming up!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Haha! Here we go....

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Starts to do some serious love-making.........>

Thantasy: <Suddenly!!!!!>

Thantasy: <A crack of lightning!>

Thantasy: <the lights go out!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] What happened!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] What was that!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Clings to Rick!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Realizes.....>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Outage, sweety. We're okay, we're okay.... sweety, you're shaking! It's okay, really.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <what a power outage at the wrong time could mean!!!!!!!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] OH NO OH NO OH NO

Thantasy: [Jayne] HOLD ME    HOLD ME    HOLD ME!!!!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey, come on, it's the electricity. (Stroking her, trying to calm her.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] MAKE THEM COME BACK ON!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Shhhh shhhh (whispering, holding her very tight) It's okay it's okay....

Thantasy: [Jayne] <SHAKING LIKE A LEAF!!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'M SO SCARED!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] GOD!!!!! I'M FRIGHTENED!!!!!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Whispering) Sweetheart, we've still got the candles. Do you want me to light them?

Thantasy: [Jayne] NO!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] DON'T LET GO OF ME!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] HOLD ME!!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] PLEASE!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <CRYING!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <SHAKING!!!!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Arm wrapped very tight around her, stroking her hair with his other hand) It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <CLINGING TO RICK LIKE A LIFE PRESERVER!!!!!!!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Knows he needs to find out what this is about, but has to calm her first)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <STARTS TO BREATHE HEAVILY!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <GASPING!!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <SUCKING IN MORE AIR THAN SHE NEEDS!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <The lights come back on.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Kissing her very hard, his lips covering hers, trying to control her breathing)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <But she is still breathing too deeply!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Unnnhhhh Unnnnhhhhhh

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Her eyes are wild!!!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <She grasps her chest!!!!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey just hold me, I'm here, I'm right here, it's okay...

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Looking at him helplessly!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Unnnhhhhhh Unnnhhhhhhh

Thantasy: [Jayne] Unnnnnhhhhhhh Unnhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Can't talk!!!!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey do you want to go to the ER?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <She moves wildly!!>!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Thrashing about!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Looking for something....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <grabs a pillow!!!!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Tries to wrap himself completely around her and hold everything, just hold her still)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Fights him off!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Has to get the pillow to her face!!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <buries her face in the pillow!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Still breathing hard!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <But beginning to relax.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Starting to breathe normally.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey, stop it, stop.... (He stops talking, realizing that maybe fainting would be the best thing)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Her body quits shaking.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Normal breath restored!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (He's still holding her very tightly, sensing her muscles relaxing but not sure the crisis is over.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Pulls pillow from face....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Frightened look on her face....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Looks at Rick.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Puts his head against hers, not talking, just wants to make sure she knows he is right there.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Her lips quiver.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Pulls his head back, looks at her face) Honey?

Thantasy: [Jayne] I d-d-d-don't know, b-b-but I think that was a p-p-panic at-t-t-tack

Cardaniel80: [Rick] No shit, sweetheart. But why?

Thantasy: [Jayne] I n-n-n-never had o-o-o-one b-b-before!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I d-d-don't kn-n-now

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Holding her tightly again) How do you feel now? Is it over?

Thantasy: [Jayne] M-m-mayb-be I....

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm sc-c-cared of the d-d-dark.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Like I w-w--was when I w-w-was little.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey, I know we've had thunderstorms and outages before, so I know it's not that. Do you want to talk about it? We don't have to. I could just hold you.

Thantasy: [Jayne] M-m-maybe -

Thantasy: [Jayne] It's j-j-just th-th-that I've j-just g-g-gotten a second chance at l-l-life.

Thantasy: [Jayne] And, I'm a k-k-k-k

Thantasy: [Jayne] k-kid again.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling) Better not be too young or I'll get in trouble.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Laughs very weakly.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] What did you think was happening when the lights went off, darling? What's the first thing you thought?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Does not want to answer that.> Hold m-m-m-me!!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Tightens his arms still more, presses against her full-length.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] I h-h-haven't st-t-t-tuttered in ag-g-g-ges

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I didn't even know you did... oh, I think Mavis said something once.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I d-d-d-didn't have a b-b-b-b-big p-problem with it.

Thantasy: [Jayne] J-just for a little wh-while.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I g-g-got th-th-therapy.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] When was that? What was going on then?

Thantasy: [Jayne] I d-d-d-don't rem-m-member

Thantasy: [Jayne] H-h-hold on. L-let m-m-me sit up.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey, you don't need to talk right now. Let's just hold each other. Maybe it'll pass when the storm does.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Sits up>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Breathes deeply, normally but deeply

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Sits up beside her) Better?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Squeeze Rick's hand.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Holds up hand as a signal for Rick to wait a moment >

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Breathes normally for a few moments, the takes one final deep breath >

Thantasy: [Jayne] There.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I think I'm going to be okay now.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Closes eyes) Okay. Let's lay down, sweety.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Just a second. Let me try something. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sister Sue sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I guess I'm okay.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling) Hell, I can't even say those.

Thantasy: [Jayne] That was a little scary.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] For both of us, honey.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Thanks for being with me.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Some childhood memories you DON'T want to bring back.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Right now you don't know what memory it is, do you?

Thantasy: [Jayne] No.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't think it was associated with anything.

Thantasy: [Jayne] It was right when I started school.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I guess I was just nervous.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'm glad I was here! That could have happened when you were here by yourself *shudder*

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, fortunately, I knew what to do.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yes. Did you learn that then?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Oh, you mean the meditation thing to ground myself?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Uh-huh.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I guess so.

Thantasy: [Jayne] It was a long time ago, dear.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I meant I was glad I knew how to stop hyperventilating.

Thantasy: [Jayne] A paper bag is better.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I was about to get one of the plastic ones in the drawer.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, there are some advantages to being into asphyx.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling) Yeah, I guess not too many people have a drawer of plastic bags in the bedroom. Haven't heard Martha Stewart mention it, anyway.

Thantasy: [Jayne] We'll have to be sure and write to her.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Maybe we can get a free subscription.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Do you want to dig a little more for the memory, or not? If you want to, I'm here.

Thantasy: [Jayne] No, not tonight

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, I think I'm going to be fine.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Afraid I don't feel very sexy, though.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Is it okay if we just cuddle?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Anyway, you don't need to feel sexy, honey. Just stay with me. Thought I was losing you.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'm up for a night of cuddling, darling.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Don't worry.

Thantasy: [Jayne] But as long as you raised the subject.....

Thantasy: [Jayne] of losing me.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I've been thinking.

Thantasy: [Jayne] According to the doctor, I'm supposed to be just fine now.

Thantasy: [Jayne] So, if anything does happen to me.....

Thantasy: [Jayne] now, I don't want you to think I'm being morbid....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Body relaxed against her now, one arm under her and the other stroking her side.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] but I want you to be sure that a full autopsy is done...

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Eyes narrowed) Ummmm... huh?

Thantasy: [Jayne] so that they will know if there was anything wrong with the surgery... maybe help someone else.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Okay... kind of a standard surgery, though, wasn't it?

Thantasy: [Jayne] And make sure Lon doesn't have any part of it -- he might not be able to be objective.

Thantasy: [Jayne] And then I want my body to go to a medical school.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] You think he did something wrong, is that it?

Thantasy: [Jayne] No. I'm sure he did things just perfectly.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Then why.... no, it's okay, honey, I'll do it.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Good!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] But... listen, it's like you think something really will happen.

Thantasy: [Jayne] No, I've just had a close brush.

Thantasy: [Jayne] It brought reality home to me.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Nods) Well, yeah.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Smiles> I think I will invite Mavis over tomorrow night.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Give her a chance to celebrate with us.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll make onion rings! From scratch!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling too) Okay. honey, are you sure you're ready to go back full time? And then this extra clinic thing? I know you feel ready, and Lon says you're ready, but this just scared me tonight.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't think this was related to the surgery -- more to what led up to it.

Thantasy: [Jayne] It will be just fine.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll get busy and occupied and everything will be back to normal -- you'll see.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, come to think of it.... if anything at all was wrong with your heart, you sure gave it a workout tonight.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes! That was better than the treadmill.

Thantasy: [Jayne] New test for recovering heart patients -- panic attacks!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Don't think the AMA will buy it, though.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Treadmill's a little less scary.... tell me if you ever want to do this again, and I'll get you a treadmill so you don't have to.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Laughs> How thoughtful!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Kisses her, glad to hear her laugh.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] It did wear me out, though.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I think I'm ready for nighty-night.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses him.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I know. We'll get caught up on sex some other night. Another day behind, oh well (Smiling)

Thantasy: [Jayne] That should make it, what? 20.2 times a day?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] We'll throw in an extra quickie twice a week.

Thantasy: [Jayne] We'll get out the calculator and work it out tomorrow.

Thantasy: [Jayne] G'nite

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Snuggles into Rick.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <drops off to sleep quickly>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <the corridor>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <the door>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <hand on the knob>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <the door won't open!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <locked from the inside!>

End of Scene i

Act V, Scene ii

Phone Call to Mavis


Setting: Rick's school.

Cardaniel80: (The next day, Rick places a phone call to Mavis from school during a planning period.)

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Listens to phone ring. Picked up at other end.) Hello, could I talk to Mavis Burns?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Waits while call is transferred.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Picks up phone.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] Hello, this is Miss Burns. How may I help you?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, hi Mavis. You all set for tonight?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Yup, me and Edgar will be there! Ready for some onion rings!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling) She makes the best. Say, Mavis, I was wondering....

Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, this is about Jayne. I'm sure she wouldn't mind my asking...

Thantasy: [Mavis] Oh?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Did you know her when she stuttered?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Hmmmm.

Thantasy: [Mavis] She mentioned it to me...

Thantasy: [Mavis] It was before I met her...

Thantasy: [Mavis] See, we didn't go to the same grade school....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'm just... she got scared of something last night, and it brought back the stutter, for awhile....

Thantasy: [Mavis] REALLY! What scared her?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] She's not quite sure herself what set it off... you know, one of those hidden memories or something...

Thantasy: [Mavis] Hmmmm.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I thought you might know why she stuttered in the first place... just a kid thing, or associated with some scary experience.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Know anything that would help?

Thantasy: [Mavis] I don't know....see, we were in the same Brownie troop

Thantasy: [Mavis] But we didn't really hook up until junior high.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Was she really scared of anything back then, that you remember?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Scared?

Thantasy: [Mavis] No, not that she mentioned....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I mean like really scared, Terrified.

Thantasy: [Mavis] You mean not like horror movie scared? Really scared.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yes, like you're just really coming unglued.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I can't think that she mentioned anything.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hmmm... Well, if anything occurs to you... I mean, we might even all talk about this tonight. Only if she wants to, though.

Thantasy: [Mavis] She was really scared, huh?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yes, this wasn't just like jitters.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I know she said that she got therapy for her stuttering very early.

Thantasy: [Mavis] She had just started school....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, you remember something about that?

Thantasy: [Mavis] No, I mean all kids are scared the first few days of school....

Thantasy: [Mavis] And she started at a bad time.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Her uncle had just died.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Her mother's brother, he lived with the family.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I suppose it was a combination of those things.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Uh-huh....

Thantasy: [Mavis] Death in the family and then -- bang, off to school.

Thantasy: [Mavis] But we've had plenty of scary times together.....

Thantasy: [Mavis] When we were kids some of those movies seemed very real.....

Thantasy: [Mavis] She never stuttered then.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I wonder if there could be any connection.. her uncle's death and becoming a necrobabe... did she ever talk about it?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Oh, no!...

Cardaniel80: [Rick] How did he die, do you know? Did he have a heart problem like hers?

Thantasy: [Mavis] I don't know about his heart. Maybe he did.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hmmmm

Thantasy: [Mavis] I guess this condition is congenital.

Thantasy: [Mavis] She could have inherited it.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yeah, that's what she said. It could be bringing back memories of that, that she'd buried for a long time.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Could be. You would think it might have come up before, though.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, maybe it has.... although if it's about the heart, this would be the time for it to come up.

Thantasy: [Mavis] She's never stuttered around me, though.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Never around me either, till last night.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I don't know much about stuttering...

Thantasy: [Mavis] I've only had one other friend who had a serious problem with that.....

Thantasy: [Mavis] She got over it, though, for the most part.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hmmm. Oh, look, I've got to get to class....

Thantasy: [Mavis] Okay. See you tonight.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Me and Edgar for onion rings.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] If you think of anything that would help, we'll talk later. I'll let you know if I figure out anything too.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Sure.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Looking forward to tonight (smiling)

Thantasy: [Mavis] We'll help her out on this, whatever it is!

Thantasy: [Mavis] Bye.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yes, she'll need all our help, I think. bye, hon.

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Loves it when he calls her "hon.">

End of Scene ii

Act V, Scene iii

Breakdown


Setting: Jayne and Rick's house.

Thantasy: <It's Friday night. Again, Jayne is working in the kitchen, trying to keep mind off of things related to Lon.>

Thantasy: <Last night brought home to her the reality that....>

Thantasy: <She may only live until the next major power outage....>

Thantasy: <She's at the mercy of the elements....>

Thantasy: <If the transmitter in Lon's office loses power at the wrong time, she's done for....>

Cardaniel80: [Rick](Comes in) Got any ready to nibble on yet?

Thantasy: <She's been suppressing the emotions involved....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Here! <Tosses him a candy bar left over from Trick or Treat.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Now, get out of here. <Tears are streaming down her face.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] You know the way to a man's heart!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Sees tears. Ah, onions.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't want anyone, not even you, to know my secret recipe!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Colonel Sanders called. He said he'll pay a million for it.

Thantasy: [Jayne] And I don't want you seeing me all teary-eyed -- you saw enough of that last night.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Tears aren't a voluntary thing, you know.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I know. Beastly onions!

Thantasy: [Jayne] A person doesn't have any real control over them.

Thantasy: [Jayne] So, shoo!!! Git!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Vamoose!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Scram!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] 'kay. These temperamental chefs....

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Shakes knife at him playfully.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Goes back to work>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'm gone, don' hurt me lady! (Backs out into living room.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Keeping Rick from knowing anything is up has been hard enough.....>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Feels ill at ease. Thinks her voice was quavery.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Fooling Mavis will be even harder!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <She knows that she is sending out bad vibes.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <She knows that she might not even seem like the same person....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Things have changed for her....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <because she never before has had to......>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Turns on TV. Sees ad for "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia.")

Thantasy: [Jayne] <It's always been her choice to....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <She isn't the same person; it's like she's lost part of herself.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <But she'll get through this...she has two people who love her....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <and one who WANTS her...>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Rolling the onions in the breading.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Hears the doorbell.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Honey, can you get that?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Sees ad for "Student Bodies," the goofy teen horror-film spoof) Honey? Want to watch "Student Bodies" tonight?

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm just about to put the rings in the deep fryer!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Goes to door, opens it.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sure! That has a necrobabe scene in it!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sort of....

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Standing at door with Edgar on her shoulder, his cage in her hand.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] "Sometimes Malvert pee red!" Oh, hey Mavis!

Thantasy: [Mavis] Hi!

Thantasy: [Mavis] Are we in time for the eats?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Come on in, it's windy out there. Just in time, hear the sizzle?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Mmmm. Love that smell!

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Yelling> Need any help, Jayne?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Very quietly) Think of anything?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Yells back> No, I'll be right out, just have to get these in the oil.

Thantasy: [Mavis] <To Rick, quietly.> No.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Quietly) She seems a little shaky tonight. Sort of okay, sort of not.

Thantasy: [Mavis] The only person I ever knew who had a problem said it was because she was told as a child "Don't tell anybody about this!"

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hmmm. I guess there are a lot of cases where it comes from having to hide something inside, doesn't it?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Sort of like TOMMY, you know the deaf, dumb and blind kid...

Thantasy: [Mavis] who played a mean pinball?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hmmm, yeah, he had a rough life, didn't he?

Thantasy: [Mavis] I never heard Jayne mention anything like that, though.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, she doesn't play pinball (smiling) Don't worry, we'll figure something out.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Sure.

Thantasy: (Edgar preening self.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <In kitchen, thinking, okay, this will be all right!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Put on a happy face>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Quietly) Know anything about stuttering, Edgar?

Thantasy: (Edgar looks at Rick as though tempted to say, "N-n-nevermore!")

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Saying to herself -- I can do this, I can do this!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <I can hide it so nobody can tell!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Smiles...>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Steps out of kitchen.> HI!

Thantasy: [Mavis] Hi! Oh, look Edgar.....

Thantasy: [Mavis] It's Aunt Jayne!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Mavis brought our other buddy!

Thantasy: (Edgar takes flight!)

Thantasy: (Heads toward Jayne.)

Thantasy: <She puts her shoulder up for him.>

Thantasy: (He seems to stop in mid flight....)

Thantasy: (makes a very, very awkward turn....)

Thantasy: (heads back and lands on Mavis's shoulder!)

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Frowns at Mavis, questioningly)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <NO!!!!!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <I'm not that>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <different!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <God! NO!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Almost comes unglued!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Recovers quickly.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looking at Jayne, starts towards her, scared suddenly.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] I...I.... I'm s-s-sure he just smells the onions!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll g-g-go in the b-b-bathroom and wash up!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Everything will be f-f-fine.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks at Mavis. See, she's doing it!)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Heads for bathroom.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] W-w-watch the onion rings!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Disappears into bathroom.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Turns up water in shower very loud, so no one can hear!!!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Thinks about following her) What's that about? Did he ever do that before? (To Mavis)

Thantasy: [Jayne] No, no, please no!!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't want to be like this!!!!!!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Mavis] No.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Uh, let me put Edgar in his cage....

Thantasy: [Mavis] Here, Edgar!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Okay. Could you keep an eye on the onion rings? I want to see if she's okay.

Thantasy: (Somewhat uncertainly, Edgar enters cage)

Thantasy: [Mavis] It's almost like he didn't recognize her!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Senses Rick might try to come in, locks door.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey? You okay? (Through door.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm f-f-fine!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Just have to c-c-clean up, that's all.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Get myself all nice and clean. Then it will all be fine...>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Not convinced) Look, if you need anything at all, I'm here.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Wash myself really good!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] G-g-got everything I n-n-need.

Thantasy: [Jayne] You g-g-go to Mavis.

Thantasy: [Jayne] She's a g-g-g-guest in our house.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Don't leave her una-t-t-t-tended.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Washing herself vigorously in the sink...>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Back to kitchen.) Mavis, let's keep an eye on her tonight.... I.... do you think you might be able to stay here?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Maybe I should. I did bring my jammies, just in case.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <I'll be fine, I'll be fine!!!! I just need to get clean!!!!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling) Well, don't know if anybody needs jammies, but I think we'll need another warm body.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <That's all!!! That's all!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I think we need to be with her and show her we're here for her.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Looks in mirror.> There all better.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Gonna be fine!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Who am I kidding?>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Shit!!!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <I can't do this!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <But I did invite her.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Pull it together!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Back to bathroom) Think the rings are done, sweety. What should we do?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Stands, does her breath control thing>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <There!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Just strain them and put them on some papertowels.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] 'kay. Take your time, darling.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll be out in a few minutes.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Sits on toilet.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] It can be the same. I know it can!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I am the same person. I am the same person.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Okay.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Back to kitchen) Just got to strain these and put them on a paper towel. You want to do the honors?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Sure. How is she?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Closes eyes, shakes head, shrugs shoulders.) Something's really wrong, but she's not ready to say what it is yet.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Do you think she told the truth about what the doctor said?

Thantasy: [Mavis] I mean, maybe things are worse than she said.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I know Jayne.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] It's got to have some connection with that. No, I really think it's connected with that, something bad.

Thantasy: [Mavis] She thinks she's this huge tower of strength.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Thinks she can protect everybody around her.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I know *sigh* wish she'd lean a little on one or the other of us.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, she knows we're here for her.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I hope that helps.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Okay. I'm ready.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Second grand entrance of the night.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Opens bathroom door>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Goes back to kitchen.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Your apprentice onion ring maker has fished our snack out of the oil....

Thantasy: [Jayne] Job well done!

Thantasy: [Jayne] You still don't know my secret recipe, though!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Nooo, but I took an inventory of everything in the kitchen beforehand. Gonna see what's missing afterward. Haha!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Get Sherlock Holmes here!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Thinks he can solve everything by reason and deduction.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Leans over and kisses Mavis.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] How are you?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Fine. Hungry, though.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Let's pour out a little wine and go watch some TV.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sure!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I've got a pizza for the main course later.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Gets wine bottle from pantry) Still got Zinfandel, if that's okay.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Examines onion rings.> Well, I think they're all relatively grease free now.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Reaching for one.) They look... Ow!! Hot.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Puts onion rings on platter, using paper towel to pick them up> Serves you right!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, let's go in and sit down.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Shall I let Edgar out of his cage?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Bringing bottle and three glasses)

Thantasy: [Jayne] No, I think leave him in. He seems a little ---- flighty tonight.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Carries platter into living room.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Let's see what's on TCM tonight.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Switches tv using remote.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Oh!

Thantasy: [Mavis] What's that? I haven't seen that before!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hmmm?

Thantasy: [Mavis] And it has Bela Lugosi in it! Can't believe I missed one of his!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, great! What is it, hon?

Thantasy: [Jayne] It's WHITE ZOMBIE. Lots of people haven't seen it.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Should they have?

Thantasy: [Jayne] This the first Hollywood movie about zombies. It was made years before I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE, which is a lot more familiar.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Bela only got $500 for being in this.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Even after the big hit with DRACULA...

Thantasy: [Jayne] He was afraid to turn down any role.

Thantasy: [Jayne] After he had turned down the role of the Frankenstein monster.

Thantasy: [Jayne] This is the very end, though. See, Bela just got knocked unconscious

Thantasy: [Jayne] See all those men?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Uh-huh. Going to stake him or something?

Thantasy: [Jayne] They're the zombies who have been under his control....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Ohhhh.

Thantasy: [Mavis] God! What are they doing?

Thantasy: [Mavis] They're all marching over the edge of that cliff....

Thantasy: [Mavis] Falling down into the sea and the rocks below!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Is he making them do it?

Thantasy: [Jayne] No.

Thantasy: [Jayne] He's lost control of them at this point because he's unconscious.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Anyway, his loss of control is only temporary....

Thantasy: [Jayne] And jumping over the cliff is the only way the zombies feel they can free themselves permanently.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Will they all get free, then?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, let me go put the pizza in to thaw. Well, yes, dear. Dead, but free.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Good for them! I'd hate being a slave like that.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Goes into the kitchen> Bela gets shoved over in a minute or two.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <From kitchen> Yes,......that would be terrible.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <In kitchen, to herself.> Maybe they're right!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Quietly) Seems back to normal. I think. Can't put my finger on it.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I don't know.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I've never seen her this...distant.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I'm sure she's hiding something.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Distant, yeah, that's a good way to say it.

Thantasy: [Mavis] She wouldn't walk away from the end of a movie like this.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] You're right. I keep getting more worried.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Oh, there goes Bela!!

Thantasy: [Mavis] And look at the pretty girl!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Bye Bela!

Thantasy: [Mavis] She looks like she's coming out of a trance!

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Yelling> Jayne! Was this blond girl a zombie, too?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Trance... It's almost like Jayne's in a trance sometimes, you know?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes. Now that Bela's dead, she's free.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <But that wouldn't do me any good!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Without that secret code and the box, I'd follow Lon in a few hours!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey, you're missing the end!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <There just isn't any way out! The trap is too tight!> Seen it before. Boy and girl reunited, live happily ever after!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Well, I only really have to be a zombie one night a week>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Quietly) I don't think she wants to see it.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <I can live with that.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] Hmmm. Maybe you're right!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Returning from kitchen.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Okay, I thawed the pizza in the microwave.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Let me know when you're hungry.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Okay. Hey, let's hire a teenaged kid to stand on the porch and say he delivered it.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, darling, why don't you run out and ask the first teenaged boy you see to come stand on the porch.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Let's see what's on next!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Guarantee you'll get a very strange look!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] "Cat Ballou" is on. I would have thought Ted would have dumped that. "No more Cat Ballou!!"

Thantasy: [Jayne] Okay!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm ready for a good hanging with a last minute rescue!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Great hanging scene.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah, Jane is such a babe!

Thantasy: [Mavis] Jane Fonda, that is.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Jane is saved and goes and marries a gazillionaire.

Thantasy: [Mavis] But you're a babe, too.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, would be nice if life were more like the movies.....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] You're my very own babe, sweety.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Thank you darling. <Kisses him.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <They all sit down and for a couple hours of movie watching, snacking, wine sipping, and moderate fooling around.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <As CAT BALLOU ends, Jayne stretches arms.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Takes opportunity to fondle her breast.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, I have had a pretty full day. I think we should head for the bedroom if you don't want me to poop out prematurely. <Does not press herself into his hand.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Does not pull back, either, though.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks across to Mavis and nods.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes, I could use a little rest, too.

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Finds Jayne's distancing odd>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Let me say good night to Edgar.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Goes over to his cage>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] He's been pretty quiet tonight.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Puts her finger out>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Good night, Edgar!

Thantasy: (Edgar doesn't peck at her, doesn't move away. Just seems to ignore her.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Oh, well. It must still be the onions.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Let's head for bed.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Should have given him some. Clear up his bird-breath.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Puts arm around the waist of each.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm sorry I seem so out of it tonight.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Puts his arm around her waist.)

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, honey, don't worry! It was a long night last night. I'm not surprised you're tired.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I guess I'm just anxious about going back to work full-time.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes, too much rest. Very bad for you!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Listen, you don't have to, you know. And the clinic thing, why don't you at least hold off on that?

Thantasy: [Jayne] No, I made a commitment.

Thantasy: [Jayne] You know me and commitments.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <In the bedroom.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] *Sigh* Okay, but if it's too much of a strain they'll understand.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Hugs them both.> I'm getting all the understanding I need right here.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Two of the best understanders in the whole world!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Right! If anything's really bothering you, you'd tell us, right?

Thantasy: [Jayne] S-s-sure.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses him.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks at Mavis, saying with his eyes, didn't that sound sincere?)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses Mavis>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Tries to put some passion into returning the kiss, but seems to run into a wall.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, let's all get out of these clothes!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Say, we ought to put that garden tub to some use... want to all three of us take a warm bath?

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Starts to undress>

Thantasy: [Mavis] Hey, great idea!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Taking off shirt.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sure!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling, seeing a little of his darling in Jayne's distant eyes.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <They all undress, slip into robes.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <What is with Jayne tonight???>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Rick starts water running.) Bubbles or no?

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sure, bubbles sound great!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (The garden tub is in a sun room that adjoins the bedroom. Lots of plants, which Jayne cares for, windows, dark now.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <The three of them engage in some moderate petting, saving the main action for when the tub has enough water in it.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Eases herself into tub>

Thantasy: [Mavis] Ahhh!!!!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Rick lights a few candles, not turning on the lights)

Thantasy: [Mavis] Come on in, Jayne! This is divine!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sure. <Enters tub slowly.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Rick gets in, there is room for all of them, if they don't mind sitting close.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Puts one arm around Mavis.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <And the other around Rick.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Rick picks up a gigantic sponge, soaps it up and starts slowly rubbing it on Jayne.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Mmmmmmm.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Darling, that feels so good!

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Kisses Jayne's cheek. Gently caresses her breast.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Hands sponge to Mavis) Here, you try it. (Pulls Jayne a little closer and kisses her ear.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Ohhhhh!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] You know what that does to me!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Purrrrrrr!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiles at Mavis) I think there was a little dirt between her legs, hon, would you get that?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Tend right to it!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Stiffens a little at the touch, but quickly relaxes.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Rick kisses Jayne's neck, slick and soapy now.)

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Rick feels Jayne's stiffening. This is just weird, she's really not herself at all.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <She kisses him, and then turns her head back so that he can go back to her neck.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Hmmmmm!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (It's like she's here for a minute and then she's not.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Massaging both their shoulders. >

Thantasy: [Jayne] <She really seems like she is forcing relaxation on herself>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Lays sponge aside for a moment, caresses Jayne's clit with her finger.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Jerks back, relaxes.> Sorry, I guess I'm a little touchy!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Runs his fingers along her upper thigh near her pussy, teasing her a little, looking for an invitation, any indication that she's getting back to normal.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Jayne, touchy!!!!>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <First time since ... well, a long time ago!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Quiet.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Continues to stroke both their shoulders.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <By now, her hands would normally be wandering elsewhere.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Presses up against Jayne, his arms around her, his head rubbing against hers. Come on, Jaynie, let it go, whatever it is!)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Turns head to kiss Rick >

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Suddenly, she grabs him!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Really presses her lips to his.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Kisses her, his tongue licking hers, wanting to feel the fires ignite inside her.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Almost forcing her tongue into his mouth.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <There seems to be an urgency about her.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Breathing hard, kissing her madly now, all his love pouring out of him)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <With her other hand, grabs Mavis's hand.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Moves M's hand on her clit, hard, roughly!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Twists, pushes her breasts up to Rick.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Hears Mavis gasp, feels her movement towards Jayne.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Since when did I ever need help?>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Bends down and sucks Jayne's nearer breast deeply in his mouth)

Thantasy: [Jayne] AHHHH!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Oh, yes! Yes!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Please, more! MORE!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] PLE----<VOICE BREAKS>---ASE!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (His turns toward her, his knee now pressed against her pussy, feeling Mavis's hand rubbing her passionately there.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Puts her mouth near Jayne's.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Finds herself grabbed, forced almost into a kiss.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Kisses Jayne's ear and lets Mavis have her mouth for now.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <It almost hurts, the force with which Jayne is kissing her.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <She doesn't want to pull back, but this is... unusual.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Throws head back!!!>

Thantasy: [Jayne] AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (This isn't her any more than the distant Jayne was.) Jayne! Jayne, we're right here, we're not going to leave you! Jayne, it's okay, it's okay...

Thantasy: [Jayne] I know!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I know!!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I know you're with me!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I....I....

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Starts to do the gasping thing....for just a moment.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Turns toward her fully, his cock wanting inside her, wanting her now, wanting to give her all the love she desperately seems to need now)

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm fine, I really, really am!

Thantasy: [Jayne] You are both, so, so darling!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I love you both so much!!!!!

Thantasy: [Mavis] And we love you too!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, yes, I know!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I love you!! I'll be here for you, always!

Thantasy: [Jayne] And I'll....

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll....

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll be here!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I just....

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yes I know! (Tears running down his cheeks now.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Don't CRY!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] PLEASE DON'T!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses the tears on his cheek, almost frantically.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Wipes away tear, surprised) Okay...

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll kiss it! I'll make it better!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I can!

Thantasy: [Jayne] See!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] All gone!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Kissed them all away!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I know you can, you always do (Smiling)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Everything will be just fine!

Thantasy: [Jayne] It's all going to be okay!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Of course, it will, honey!

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Who is she trying to convince???????>

Thantasy: [Jayne] I.....I just remembered!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] What, sweety?

Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't think I turned off the heat on the grease!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I knew something was bothering me!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Let me go do that right now!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll be right back!!!!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Straightens up) Wait... you stay, I'll go...

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Shouts> NO!!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] MY KITCHEN!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <gets up!!!>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Mouth drops open) Uhhh....

Thantasy: [Jayne] Sorry!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Didn't mean to yell!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I

Thantasy: [Jayne] didn't

Thantasy: [Jayne] mean

Thantasy: [Jayne] it

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm sorry!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll be right back.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] It's okay, it's okay. Go, honey, come right back!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Gets out of tub, grabs robe heads for kitchen.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] Who was that?

Thantasy: [Mavis] Not anybody I know!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Biting lip) What the fuck is going on? Hon, should we get her a doctor or something?

Thantasy: [Mavis] She had got to be lying about what the doctor told her!

Thantasy: [Mavis] I've never seen anything like that out of her!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Do you think she could be dying? Look, I'd swear nothing's wrong with her heart. If you'd seen her last night....

Thantasy: [Mavis] Maybe something else turned up!

Thantasy: [Mavis] Maybe he felt a lump on her breast or something.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looking down, unconsciously wringing his hands) Yeah, could be...

Thantasy: [Mavis] I'm going to give him a call tomorrow! I don't care if it is Saturday!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Look, he wouldn't tell us. Doctor confidentiality and all that.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Jayne isn't acting like a victim of an illness, more like a victim of.....

Thantasy: [Mavis] OH NO!

Thantasy: [Mavis] HE WOULDN'T!

Thantasy: [Mavis] NOT EVEN HIM!

Thantasy: [Mavis] No, that wouldn't be his style....

Thantasy: [Mavis] Nevertheless, I'm calling him!

Thantasy: [Mavis] If nothing else, just to report her behavior.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Okay, I guess it can't hurt. I'd try to press her for it here, now, but she's in no condition for that.

Thantasy: [Mavis] He's got to be concerned!

Thantasy: [Mavis] Maybe this is some kind of post dramatic stretch...

Thantasy: [Mavis] or traumatic stress...

Thantasy: [Mavis] or some such thing.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hey, yeah! Maybe there's nothing really wrong, the whole episode just scared her more than she realized.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, I hope so!

Thantasy: [Mavis] Let's calm down.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I'll just call the doctor...

Thantasy: [Mavis] I'll tell him very nicely that we're concerned!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] I think for now we just roll with it. What do you think? I mean yes, call the doc, but for now we need to just be with her.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes. She should be back here by now -- unless the kitchen moved!!!

Thantasy: [Mavis] Should we go see?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Uhhhh, yeah. Let's go. (Stands and offers his hand to help her up.)

Cardaniel80: [Rick] Want to dry first or just... oh, let's go. (Heads for door.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Doesn't bother to put on robe.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Quietly approaching living room...>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Stops!>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Puts hand out, stopping Rick.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Whispers) What?

Thantasy: <Jayne is lying on the couch.>

Thantasy: <She has moved Edgar's cage to the coffee table....>

Thantasy: <Talking in soft, child-like voice....>

Thantasy: [Jayne] It's me...

Thantasy: [Jayne] It's me.

Thantasy: [Jayne] It's Aunt Jayne...

Thantasy: [Jayne] It really is!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks at Mavis. What do we do?)

Thantasy: [Jayne] I know I'm different, but please, don't tell anybody...

Thantasy: [Jayne] Promise?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Jaw drops.)

Thantasy: (Edgar nods, sort of.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Okay, Our little secret!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Just yours and mine.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Don't tell anyone!!!!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Mums the word, right?

Thantasy: (Edgar nods again, sort of)

Thantasy: [Jayne] Okay, that's a good birdie!!!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Backs up very slowly, quietly, takes Mavis's hand to pull her back.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Pats the cage.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] Nighty-night.

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm gonna sleep right here.

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Folds her hands under her head...>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Almost instantly dozes off.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Gestures to Mavis, pulls her forward.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Whispering> I don't know what to do.

Thantasy: [Mavis] I don't think we should wake her.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Whispering) Come here, she needs to be with us. I know, we won't.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Shall we sleep here?

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Sits on couch just beyond Jayne's head. Waits a few minutes, then slowly lifts her head and slides his lap under it.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Sits on the floor beside Jayne.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Gestures to Mavis to sit and pantomimes lifting Jayne's legs, so Mavis can sit and support them.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Takes the hint.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Does so.>

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Reaches over. Touches Rick.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (They sit upright on the couch, waiting to see if Jayne will wake, not wanting her to right now.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Fighting back tears, unsuccessfully.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks at Mavis. Yes?)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Wipes eyes> Damn tears! Give you away every time!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Mouths) I know.

Thantasy: [Mavis] We'll help her.

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Nodding) We have to. Somebody has to.

Thantasy: [Mavis] Whatever we need to do, we'll help her!

Thantasy: [Jayne] <In sleep.> I've been good!

Thantasy: [Jayne] I really, really and truly have been good!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Leans back, tries to make his head comfortable on the backrest. Pets Jayne's hair very softly, not wanting to wake her.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] I'll always be good. Always.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Nobody can make me be bad, not ever!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Whispers) Yes, you're good. (Hoping it comes through in the dream.)

Thantasy: [Jayne] I promise!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Won't let anybody make me be bad!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Cross my heart and hope to die!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Still petting hair, whispering) You're a good girl.

Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, I am! I know I am!

Thantasy: [Jayne] Thank you!

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks at Mavis after the "Cross my heart" line)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Shakes head.>

Thantasy: [Jayne] <Falls silent.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Tears on cheeks again.)

Thantasy: [Mavis] <Reaches over and brushes his tears.>

Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Tries to smile.) Like the lady said, going to be a bumpy ride.

END OF ACT V

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