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DRAMATIS PERSONAE FOR ACT NINE
Setting: Rick and Jayne's home, the following Saturday, about 4:30 p.m.
Thantasy: <Enter Rick, Jayne, Mavis (carrying Edgar in his cage), and Christine, all somewhat frazzled after nearly forty hours with very little rest. Most of Friday and Saturday have been filled with medical examinations, interviews with the police and prosecutors, talks with a damage control team from the hospital, and some discussion with Dwight, the attorney whose card was still in Jayne's purse from her night at the Bordello of the Dead.> Thantasy: <The hospital administration has been putting pressure on everyone to bring things to a quick conclusion that will mean minimal bad publicity for the hospital. Dwight, who has a personal interest in seeing the Bordello remain open and in good hands, has promised to negotiate a deal in Jayne and Christine's best interests that will compensate the two women for their pain and suffering.> Thantasy: [Jayne] Whew! What a day! I've never answered the same questions so many times! Thantasy: [Mavis] Oh, poor Edgar's been in his cage all day long. Let me let him out for a while. <Does so.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, worse day for Lon, I guess. Wonder if he got any clothes? Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, I'm sure they gave him a nice orange suit to wear. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hey, maybe he can send a picture of himself in a prison jumpsuit as a Christmas card to his med school classmates. Thantasy: [Jayne] <To Rick> Honey, could you do the coffee honors? You spent the least time with the cops. We're bushed! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Coffee coming up. Strong stuff. Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes! I may want to inject it directly into a major artery! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Want a little whiskey mixed in, or would you sleep till Wednesday then? Thantasy: [Jayne] None for me, dear! Thantasy: [Mavis] Me neither. Cardaniel80: [Christine] I don't think I better have coffee. I'd probably need bathroom breaks every ten miles. My dad hates that. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Okay, just straight caffeine in a mug for two, coming up. (Goes to kitchen.) Thantasy: [Mavis] <Looks at clock> Gee, we got here just in time. Christine's folks should be here any moment! Thantasy: [Jayne] Christine, do you want to freshen up before your folks get here? Cardaniel80: [Christine] Yes! I can finally wash EVERYTHING! Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, don't take too long! I'm sure your mom and dad will want to see you the minute they get here. Cardaniel80: [Christine] Okay, but I'm not coming out till I feel clean. I won't make them wait long, though. Thantasy: [Jayne] Christine, you can borrow some of my clothes, if you want. Cardaniel80: [Christine] Haha! Okay, I don't think mom will go for my flasher outfit. (Referring to Lon's leather trench coat, which she is still wearing.) Thantasy: [Jayne] My closet is your closet! Cardaniel80: [Christine] See you in a few minutes. Cardaniel80: [Christine] (Goes into the bathroom off Rick and Jayne's bedroom.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <Sits with Mavis at the dining room table where Rick can hear them.> Well, I'm glad I still had Dwight's card in my purse. Thantasy: [Jayne] He sounded very interested when I talked to him. Cardaniel80: [Rick] <From kitchen.> Yes, he seems pretty sharp. Something good better come of all this. Thantasy: [Jayne] The way the police were asking questions, I figured that we should have an attorney on stand-by. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, you always ought to have one when you're with the police. I mean, at first sight it looked like we'd kidnaped Lon. Glad they believed us. There was plenty of evidence of what'd happened, though. Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes. Fortunately we nurses learn how to be extremely credible. <Laughs.> When I told Dwight about the conditions Christine had been kept in, he made some sounds of disgust. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Good, that's how we want our lawyer. Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't think he likes Lon very much. Cardaniel80: [Rick] My God, would anybody? Cardaniel80: (Sounds of water running in shower.) Thantasy: [Jayne] I think I heard him say, "cock-sucking son-of-a-bitch" under his breath. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hey, with any luck a jury will say that. Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, maybe he's predicting Lon's sex life in jail. Thantasy: [Mavis] I hope they put him with the real bad boys! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Haha! Well, maybe he'd rather get it up the ass, whatcha think? Thantasy: [Jayne] <Feels a little twinge of an emotion other than anger at that, but doesn't say anything.> Cardaniel80: (Water turned off in shower) Thantasy: [Jayne] <Reaches out to pet Edgar, who has joined them at the table.> How you doing, guy? Thanks for keeping an eye on Lon for us the other night while we were with Christine. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Coffee ready. Lemme see if we got cookies. We deserve some sweets. Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes, let's feed my chocolate demon! Cardaniel80: [Rick] <Bringing coffee to the table.> Hey, when Lon gets to prison let's give him a picture of Edgar he can hang on his wall. Thantasy: [Jayne] Would you like that, Edgar? Would you pose for a picture for Lon's wall? Thantasy: [Edgar] NEVERMORE! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Nods wisely.) It's instinctive for ravens to say that. Nobody seems to know why. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Laughs.> Maybe we'll send Lon a tape of that to listen to. Thantasy: [Jayne] EDGAR'S GREATEST HITS! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Laughs.) Maybe they can play it over the loudspeaker all day. Cardaniel80: (Christine heard rummaging through closet.) Thantasy: [Jayne] Would you like to be a recording star, Edgar? Thantasy: (Edgar thinking, Hmmm. Money for nothing and the chicks for free. Yeah, I can dig it!) Cardaniel80: [Rick] If we can teach him to say "Help" he can lip-synch with our Beatles record. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Taking sip of coffee> OH! That's good!! Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah, much better than what we got at the cop shop. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Sets out plate of Keebler's Soft Batch cookies and sits down with the women.) Thantasy: [Mavis] I think they must use old socks for coffee filters. Cardaniel80: [Rick] "What? Filters? We want GROUNDS in our mugs." Thantasy: [Jayne] I think I'll go and see if Christine needs any help. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Gets up from table.> Cardaniel80: (Christine coming down the hall in pants and sleeveless top.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <Moving toward bedroom door> Need any help? Oh, there you are. Cardaniel80: [Christine] You've got some cute stuff, Jayne. I'll get this back to you, I promise. Thantasy: [Jayne] Don't worry about it. Cardaniel80: [Christine] I think my mom and I will hit the mall tomorrow. I can use her credit card... just like high school. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Looking out window> Christine, do your folks drive a white minivan? Cardaniel80: [Christine] YES! (Runs to window.) Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, Christine, I'll call Dwight tomorrow and then call you with what he has to say. Thantasy: [Jayne] He suggested that we all might want to meet in his office on Tuesday.. Cardaniel80: [Christine] Okay! I'll be there! (Hugs Jayne) Thanks again for everything! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Hugs Christine.> You take care of yourself now. You hear? Cardaniel80: [Christine] I think Mom and Dad will make sure of that. I'll see you next week, though. Thantasy: [Mavis] I'll walk you out to the van. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Opens door for Christine. Follows her out.> Cardaniel80: [Christine] (Runs outside. throws herself at her mom who is halfway out the passenger door.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <Turns to Rick, hugs him> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Mmmm, feels good. I keep thinking about what could have happened. Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes. What could have happened -- but didn't thanks to you and Mavis. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey, I think you could have figured your way out all by yourself. You're super, did I tell you that? Thantasy: [Jayne] You did mean what you said about Mavis the other day? Cardaniel80: [Rick] About moving in? Of course. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Coming back in> Well, there's one happy girl. Cardaniel80: [Rick] I've counted three here. Thantasy: [Mavis] I think her folks will do her some good. Thantasy: [Jayne] Mavis? Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes? Thantasy: [Jayne] There's something I want to ask you. Thantasy: [Mavis] Sounds serious. What is it? Thantasy: [Jayne] I've decided that I would like..... Thantasy: [Jayne] to have Edgar for a pet. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Stunned.> Well, ... Thantasy: [Mavis] yes..... Thantasy: [Mavis] sure.... Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Rolls eyes at Jayne, grins out of Mavis's sight.) Thantasy: [Mavis] if you want.... Thantasy: [Mavis] I can give him back to you. Thantasy: [Mavis] I will miss him though. Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, you know..... Thantasy: [Jayne] you don't have to miss him. Thantasy: [Mavis] What, what do you mean? Of course I'd miss him. Thantasy: [Jayne] Not if you came along with him. Thantasy: [Mavis] Huh? Thantasy: [Jayne] Mavis, would you move in with us? Cardaniel80: [Rick] We've got room for another toothbrush, is what she's trying to say. Thantasy: [Mavis] Oh, Jayne! Rick! <Hugs her first and then him.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks over Mavis's shoulder at Jayne.) That's a yes, I think. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Tears in her eyes> Of course I will. If you both want me! Cardaniel80: [Rick] We voted two to nothing. No recount. Thantasy: [Mavis] In fact,.... Thantasy: [Mavis] before all this came up with Lon..... Thantasy: [Mavis] and after Halloween..... Thantasy: [Mavis] I've kind of, well.... Thantasy: [Mavis] been packing things, just in case. Thantasy: [Mavis] I mean, not that I was assuming anything, you know. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, get your stuff over here, then. Thantasy: [Mavis] Always a good idea to keep things packed up, just in case. Cardaniel80: [Rick] What about Edgar, is he ready? Thantasy: [Mavis] How about it Edgar? Do you want to move in with Jayne and Rick? Thantasy: [Edgar] Evermore. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Laughs.> He's learning new lines! Cardaniel80: [Rick] You heard it straight from the beak. Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, I'm glad that you feel that way, both of you. Thantasy: [Jayne] I think that this will be the beginning of something beautiful.... after..... Thantasy: [Jayne] I get over something. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks at Jayne) Hmmm? Thantasy: [Jayne] <Suddenly seems thoughtful, a little sad.> Thantasy: [Jayne] Let's sit down. Thantasy: [Jayne] I want to get something off my chest. Cardaniel80: [Rick] It's been a rough day, sweety, you'll feel better in the morning. Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, I hope so, but this is serious. Thantasy: [Jayne] It didn't just start today or even last week. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Frowns.) Okay. Thantasy: [Jayne] Please, listen to me. Thantasy: [Jayne] Rick, I've hinted about this to Mavis.... Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Watching her eyes, quietly.) Thantasy: [Jayne] but I don't feel right about not telling you at the start. Thantasy: [Jayne] When I first went to see Lon, for that first visit, before the operation.... Cardaniel80: [Rick] Something about... sorry, I'll listen. Thantasy: [Jayne] He came on to me..... Thantasy: [Jayne] of course, I wasn't interested, not really. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Brows furrowed.) I knew it, the asshole... Thantasy: [Jayne] I did my best to discourage him. Thantasy: [Jayne] But I didn't slam the door shut in his face like I could have. Thantasy: [Jayne] I've been telling myself that was because he was going to operate on me and I didn't want him angry with me. Thantasy: [Jayne] And that's certainly a part of it.... but.... Thantasy: [Jayne] even before he came on to me, he touched my hand, friendly-like. Thantasy: [Jayne] and I felt something. Thantasy: [Jayne] like a memory.... Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Listening.) Thantasy: [Jayne] and I wasn't unflattered by his attentions. Thantasy: [Jayne] I tell myself that that was normal, seeing an old boyfriend for the first time in years. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Nodding slightly.) Thantasy: [Jayne] I tell myself that I would be an odd, cold woman if I didn't feel something under those circumstances. Thantasy: [Jayne] I mean, if anything should ever happen between you and me and we would go our separate ways, I know that I would feel something whenever I saw you again. Thantasy: [Jayne] I know I should have told you about this, but I didn't think it was really important, because I knew I would never have done anything about it. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Nodding.) Thantasy: [Jayne] And I didn't realize how good Lon's attentions to me made me feel until...... Thantasy: [Jayne] he told me what he had done to me on the operating table. Thantasy: [Jayne] And <tears start to well up> he took it all away! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Reaches to take her hand.) Thantasy: [Jayne] He didn't love me at all! He just wanted me! Thantasy: [Jayne] This great love that I thought I had had was NOTHING! Thantasy: [Jayne] He would just as soon see me dead, so long as he could fuck me! Thantasy: [Jayne] And that....that's.... Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Squeezes her hand.) Thantasy: [Jayne] a real kick in the ass! Thantasy: [Jayne] I've lost something or found out that something I thought I had was never really there. Thantasy: [Jayne] It's shaken me up. Thantasy: [Jayne] Now that we've saved my life and gotten him in jail.... I'm just now thinking about it. Cardaniel80: [Rick] You ready to hear how I feel? Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, tell me what you feel, please. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honey... have you ever had any second thoughts about us? About whether you and I should be together? Thantasy: [Jayne] No. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiles) See, that's one big difference between me and Lon. In college, after college, you could have gone with him... and you didn't. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Sniffling back tears.> Yes. Cardaniel80: [Rick] I feel very glad about that. You wanted him, but you weren't sure, 100% sure. Something stopped you. I can't see that happening with us. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Digs in her purse for a tissue, hands it to Jayne.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <To Mavis> Thanks. <To Rick> I hope you're right. Thantasy: [Jayne] But, see, this really isn't about you and me. I don't have any doubts about you. Thantasy: [Jayne] This is about something I've lost..... or something that never was there. Thantasy: [Jayne] What you and I have is real. Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm realizing that what I had with Lon was never really what I thought it was. Cardaniel80: [Rick] We... all lose things we thought we had. But I have you, I know that. I know I won't lose you. And you won't lose me. Thantasy: [Jayne] I know, darling. Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't know if I wish I had told you before or not.... Thantasy: [Jayne] because, if I had, it would all have been a big deal over nothing! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Are you worried about your judgment? How you felt about him? Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, a bit. But don't think that means I have doubts about my judgment about you. Cardaniel80: [Rick] No, I know that. And don't worry about misjudging him. He had everybody fooled for thirty years. Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, that's true. Thantasy: [Jayne] Still, there's something about me, about my past that is less than what I thought it was. Thantasy: [Jayne] Part of what I thought was me, the history of me, isn't really there. Cardaniel80: [Rick] We've gotten him back for what he did to you. And I mean everything. The little gadget was a small part of it. I hate him worse for betraying your love. Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, this thing! <Reaches into purse and pulls out the control box.> Thantasy: [Jayne] This is part of what worries me. Thantasy: [Jayne] I will always have this thing to remind me. Thantasy: [Jayne] The hell of it is, I really, really like this thing. I loved the night you and I had together at the brothel. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiles.) Thantasy: [Jayne] I just don't know if I can ever use it without thinking of..... Thantasy: [Jayne] well, what I don't have anymore or never did have. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Think of him not getting what he wanted. Thantasy: [Jayne] Maybe Christine is right! Maybe I should get another operation and just toss this thing away! Thantasy: [Jayne] It might help me forget faster. Thantasy: [Mavis] Jayne, I wish that there were some way to cleanse that device for you. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Don't let him take away something that's so important to you! Don't let him keep winning. Thantasy: [Mavis] I wish you could say some magick words you could say to make it all your own, to take his energy off of it. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (To Mavis) You've got something in mind? I don't think you mean soap and water. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Snapping.> Mavis! I don't have time to play silly games! Thantasy: [Mavis] I....I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... Thantasy: [Jayne] No, I'm sorry. Really I am. Thantasy: [Jayne] I shouldn't have snapped like that. Thantasy: [Jayne] Look, I'm tired. Thantasy: [Jayne] I think all this is catching up with me. Cardaniel80: [Rick] It's going to get all of us. It's beating the coffee. Thantasy: [Jayne] Let me go lay down and take a nap and then we can watch something good on tv. Thantasy: [Jayne] I want to go lay down by myself, okay? Thantasy: [Jayne] I'm all right. Really I am. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks at Mavis, back at Jayne) Sure, honey. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Gets up> Thanks for understanding. Wake me up in a couple of hours, okay? Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Gives her hand one more squeeze, nods.) Love you. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses them both> I love you, too. Both of you. I really do. Thantasy: [Jayne] And I know you love me. Cardaniel80: [Rick] I know you'll be okay. It's been such a long day. Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, a long day.. <Heads for bedroom.> Thantasy: [Mavis] <Looks at Rick.> I think she'll be okay. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Were you thinking of something specific? When you talked about "cleansing" it? Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, just some way that she could claim it for herself. Thantasy: [Mavis] I mean, cleansing in a spiritual sense. Cardaniel80: [Rick] I know, but what does she need to do? Thantasy: [Mavis] I could tell how much she enjoyed using it with you that night. I don't want to see it contaminated for her. I'm not sure what she could do. Thantasy: [Mavis] There are all kinds of things witchy people do -- she could hold the control box over some burning sage... Thantasy: [Mavis] bury it in salt. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Smiling.) That'd wreck the thing for sure. Thantasy: [Mavis] It would have to be something that meant something to HER though. Thantasy: (Edgar, impatient with all this talk, takes flight.) Thantasy: (He follows Jayne to the bedroom.) Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Watching) Where's he going? Thantasy: [Mavis] Oh, let him go! He just wants to be with his Aunt Jayne. Thantasy: [Jayne] <In the bedroom lying on her bed, sees Edgar flutter in and perch beside her.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Smiles.> Silly bird! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Shuts eyes, drifts off to sleep.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Suddenly she is back in the mixed sylvan-pastoral setting of her previous dream, facing Dream Edgar who is perched on a branch looking at her.> Thantasy: [Edgar] Silly bird, indeed! Watch your tongue, young woman! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Little Jayne is standing beside her, looking very pouty.> Thantasy: [Little Jayne] Boy, Jayne, I'm really, really disappointed in you! Thantasy: [Jayne] <To Edgar.> Hey, I didn't mean it! <To Little Jayne.> And why are you disappointed in me? Thantasy: [Little Jayne] You told Mavis you don't have time for playing games! You always have time to play games! Thantasy: [Jayne] I didn't mean that. Thantasy: [Little Jayne] If you forget how to play games, you won't be able to come and see me anymore. I'll go away forever. Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't want that! I like coming here. I need to come here. Thantasy: [Edgar] Yes, Jayne, you must never forget how to play. Thantasy: [Edgar] If you forget how to play, well.... Thantasy: [Edgar] You've heard the phrase, "Only the good die young?" Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, but what does that have to do with playing? Thantasy: [Edgar] Play is a thing that good people can do. Thantasy: [Edgar] Someone once said that we don't quit playing because grow old, but rather we grow old because we quit playing. Thantasy: [Edgar] And as long as you can play, you'll be young. Thantasy: [Edgar] When they say the good die young, that doesn't mean that they die at an early age....it means that whenever the good die, they are still young. Thantasy: [Edgar] If you live to be 120, Jayne, if you remember how to play, then you will die young! Thantasy: [Little Jayne] And you'll always have me with you. Right to the end! Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, I want that. I want you with me always. Thantasy: [Jayne] But what I was telling Rick and Mavis about...well, it's different. Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't know how I can play with this thing, ever again. Thantasy: [Little Jayne] Well, Mavis said use magick words. Thantasy: [Jayne] I don't know any magick words. Thantasy: [Little Jayne] OH! JAYNE!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN! Maybe you are a gazillion years old, after all! Thantasy: [Edgar] Yes, Jayne, you know magick words. Thantasy: [Jayne] I do? Thantasy: [Little Jayne] Yes, the magick words you use to get what you want from someone who loves you! Thantasy: [Jayne] I do? Thantasy: [Little Jayne] Well, one magick word! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Thinks.> OH! That word! Thantasy: [Little Jayne] YES! Thantasy: [Edgar] YES! Thantasy: [Jayne] Sure! I can do this! Thantasy: [Little Jayne] I knew you would remember! Thantasy: [Edgar] Now, you hurry back to the people who love you. They're not worried about you, but they do want to help you. Thantasy: [Jayne] I will. Thantasy: [Little Jayne] But you come back and see me, too! I'll be here for you! Thantasy: [Jayne] Yes, I know you will! You'll always be here for me, as long as I remember how to play. And I will always remember. I promise! Thantasy: [Little Jayne] Bye. Hurry back! Thantasy: [Edgar] Good bye. And remember to mind your tongue! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Wakes up smiling, Looks at Edgar.> Hi, you great noble winged creature! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Watching TV, hears Jayne stirring) KEY LARGO, honey! Hurricane coming in. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Strides back into living room.> Oh, let's forget about tv tonight. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Picks up her control box, points it at tv.> Thantasy: [Jayne] Oops! Wrong remote! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Turns off tv with correct remote.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Looks at control box in her hand.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looking up, eagerly, seeing her change in mood.) What could POSSIBLY be more important than TV? Thantasy: [Jayne] As long as I've got this in my hand.... Thantasy: [Jayne] Let's go in and claim ownership of it! Thantasy: [Jayne] Come on, Lovers! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks at Mavis) We've got a live one... or dead one, I think. Thantasy: [Mavis] Aye, aye, Captain. <Getting up.> Thantasy: [Mavis] <Eagerly follows Jayne to bedroom with Rick.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Stripping down very, very quickly, throwing clothes carelessly about the room.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <All nice and buck naked.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Messy, messy. Let me cover those with mine. (Unzipping pants.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <Strikes a pose, forearm to forehead!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <In a very theatrical voice.> Alas, I can no longer bear this cruel, cruel world! Thantasy: [Jayne] I must have release from my anguish! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks at Mavis.) Too much coffee, you think? Thantasy: [Jayne] I must end it all! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Tosses control box, to Mavis, poises over bed.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, what say we end her misery? Thantasy: [Jayne] My dear friend, I beg of you.... Thantasy: [Jayne] End it all for me ....PLEASE! Thantasy: [Mavis] Please? Thantasy: [Jayne] <Smiles.> That's the only "magic word" I know. It will have to work. Thantasy: [Mavis] Okay, it grieves my heart to do this, but.... Cardaniel80: [Rick] Aw, enough speeches. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Points the box at Jayne.> Bang! You're dead! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Falls limply onto bed, eyes open.> Thantasy: [Mavis] <Starts pealing clothes off.> Alas, poor Jayne, so young, so intelligent, so sweet, such big tits! Cardaniel80: [Rick] It had to happen sometime. She was too good for this world. Well, we should give her body a good sendoff. Thantasy: [Mavis] How I shall miss her! <Begins rapidly undressing.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Finishes pulling off pants, shirt.) We don't have to miss her. Her body's still here. Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes, let's partake of her soon to fade beauty one last time -- especially her big tits! <Naked in record time!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, okay, you get the tits if I get the pussy. Thantasy: [Mavis] We'll trade! Thantasy: [Mavis] There's plenty of her to go around! Thantasy: [Mavis] <Plops on the bed beside Jayne.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Yeah, I really want some tits too. I'll play with them one last time. Are they still warm, you think? Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes, she won't grow cold and stiff for a few hours yet! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Now, we could wait till she's stiff. Thantasy: [Mavis] And even then we can have some fun with her! Thantasy: [Mavis] If we make sure that her legs are in the right position when rigor sets in. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Spread wide, I should think. Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes, and knees bent. Thantasy: [Mavis] That's how I want to remember her! Cardaniel80: [Rick] If we're going to start on her tits, I think a vibrator is in order to keep her pussy limber. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Begins to stroke Jayne's breasts.> Oh, I'm going to miss these puppies! Thantasy: [Mavis] I've been playing with them for years. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Gets vibrator out of dresser drawer.) Oh, look, she died wet. Thantasy: [Mavis] When I would get her too hot, though, she'd sometimes pull away. Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, I don't have to worry about that now! Thantasy: [Mavis] They're all mine to do with as I please! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hey, you said you'd share! Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, I'm leaving one for you! Cardaniel80: [Rick] That must be why she had two! Thantasy: [Mavis] I can kiss them. <Does so.> Thantasy: [Mavis] Lick them. <Does so.> Thantasy: [Mavis] Bite them. <Does so.> Thantasy: [Mavis] Tickle them. <Does so.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Turns vibrator on and poises it just touching Jayne's pussy lips.) Thantasy: [Mavis] Oh, look, I can still make her nipples hard! Thantasy: [Mavis] I wonder how long you can do that with a dead girl! Thantasy: [Jayne] <As long as you want to, oh shit! That vibrator!!!!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] She's got juices flowing at this end! What a trooper. Thantasy: [Jayne] <God! He knows that drives me crazy!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <He knows he should pull it away!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Pushes vibrator in an inch.) She doesn't really need it in all the way, I wouldn't think. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Cripes! It's in just the right spot!> Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, you do want to make sure she doesn't tighten up on us! Cardaniel80: [Rick] She always used to push my hand away when I did this. And then jump on me. Thantasy: [Mavis] Don't want that dead pussy closing up on us! Not while it's still fresh! Cardaniel80: [Rick] You're right, I'd better get it all the way in there. Thantasy: [Mavis] You know, she always had these really sensitive armpits..... Cardaniel80: [Rick] No kidding! She'd scream if I licked them. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Mavis! NO! Don't! And Rick! Stop that!> Thantasy: [Mavis] You mean like this? <Licks her left armpit.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Mavis you bitch! Wait till you get your implant!!!!!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Paybacks are a bitch! You bitch!> Cardaniel80: (There is already a pool of juices three inches across on the sheet below Jayne's pussy.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <I should have put a towel down before I did this!> Thantasy: [Mavis] I never really had the chance to savor the taste of her sweat before! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, here was how I used to do it.... (Leaves vibrator inside, crawls up alongside Jayne on other side from Mavis, to lick Jayne's other armpit.) Thantasy: [Mavis] Emmmm. Delicious!!! Thantasy: [Jayne] <GOD!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <OH SHIT OH FUCK!!!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <I'm going to soak all the way through the mattress!!!!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Looks between Jayne's legs.) Oh, hey, she's making a mess here. You better lap up some of this that's dripping out, Mavis. I'll take her tits for awhile. (Pulls vibrator out.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!> Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes, let me get a taste of that nice warm pussy juice! Thantasy: [Mavis] <Moves down and begins to lick Jayne's pussy lips.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Later maybe it'll run cold, you think? Thantasy: [Jayne] <EEEEEEEE YYYYAAAAAAA!!!!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <HAVE SOME MERCY!!!!!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Opens mouth wide and takes a mouthful of Jayne's right breast.) Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, if you want it to cool off faster, we could get some ice cubes from the fridge! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hmm... maybe later, I like her warm while we can get it. Thantasy: [Jayne] <DON'T even think about it!!!> Thantasy: [Mavis] She always did have some tasty juice when she was alive, but if I would have known it was going to be this good when she was dead, I'd have killed her off long ago. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Wonder if there's some way to preserve her... we could just make love to her every night. Thantasy: [Mavis] Hey! There's a plan! Cardaniel80: [Rick] It'll be different when she's all stiff. Thantasy: [Mavis] We could keep her in the fridge by day and warm her up in the bathtub at night. Thantasy: [Mavis] Wouldn't have to worry about drowning her, since she's already dead as a mackerel! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hey! Oh, wait, we'd have to scrunch her up to get her in the fridge... I'll go get a long meat freezer in the morning. Thantasy: [Mavis] Hey! There you go! Cardaniel80: [Rick] We could even get used to a Jaynesickle. Thantasy: [Mavis] Now, I used to be able to get two fingers up her cunt with no problem. Three with some difficulty! Thantasy: [Mavis] Let's see if I can get all four up her now. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, here's your big chance... she won't resist. Thantasy: [Jayne] <EEEEEE OH!!!!!!!> Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah, and they go in and out real easy! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Too bad she's dead. She'll never know what that feels like. I feel like her spirit is here, though. Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah, I'm sure she'd approve of this. Thantasy: [Mavis] She was into recycling. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Room for any more fingers? (Reaches down.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <AHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!!!!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Oh, God!!!!! I'm coming my brains out!!!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Race you to her clit! Thantasy: [Jayne] <AHHHHHH!!! MY CLIT!!!!> Thantasy: [Mavis] Hmmm. That's hard as a rock, too! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Wait, you take her pussy a bit longer... I've got to get my cock in her mouth! Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah! I wanna see a dead girl suck some cock! Thantasy: [Mavis] God! I'll miss this! I hope we can keep her fresh for a long time. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, if necessary we could always roast her and have her for dinner. Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, yeah! There's a lot of good meat here! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Straddling Jayne's head, facing Mavis.) No fat, either. Thantasy: [Mavis] I mean, these hams! <Bites Jayne's thigh.> Now, that's choice! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Reaches down to open Jayne's mouth with his fingers.) Thantasy: [Mavis] What was she? About a hundred-fifty pounder? Cardaniel80: [Rick] I think her tits will taste fantastic with A-1 sauce. Thantasy: [Mavis] We ought to get by on that all winter long, if we need to! Thantasy: [Mavis] Let's save the pussy for last, though. Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'll take Jaynewiches to school for lunch. Thantasy: [Mavis] We can still fuck with it, even after we've nibbled up most of the rest of her! Thantasy: [Jayne] <YOU GUYS!!!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] That's going to be weird, fucking it all by itself. Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, yeah, but...it'll be tasty! Cardaniel80: [Rick] It'll be pretty full of me by the time we eat it. Thantasy: [Mavis] How does her mouth feel on your cock? Thantasy: [Jayne] <Rick, I'm looking right up your ass, I hope you realize!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Fantastic! Her tongue is in just the right place, rubbing me. (He moves slowly up and down.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <Jeez, you have a nice butt.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <It feels so good, not to be able to gag.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Where should I come, do you think? Mouth or pussy? Or maybe spray her tits with it? Thantasy: [Jayne] <Oh, I've never been able to really appreciate how perfect your cock is!!!! I was always too busy before!> Thantasy: [Mavis] I wanna see those tits soaked! Thantasy: [Mavis] Maybe we can work it into her skin. It might help preserve her! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Here, I'll need to come around this way then... (Turns around, now straddling her stomach.) Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hey, I guess if I really went to work I could cover every inch of her... you help, though, get some of your juices on her. Thantasy: [Mavis] What do her eyes look like? All nice and glassy? Cardaniel80: [Rick] Just a vacant, dead stare. Thantasy: [Mavis] Let me look. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Scoots up to look at Jayne's face.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] I left a little pre-cum on her lips. Thantasy: [Mavis] Isn't that exciting? That nice, nobody's at home look? Cardaniel80: [Rick] I think it's very nice she left us her body as a toy. Thantasy: [Mavis] Maybe a little whiff of my pussy juice will revive her. Cardaniel80: [Rick] Oh, she's way past reviving, hon. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Sticks fingers into her own pussy, then rubs them under Jayne's nose.> Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah! I guess you're right! Thantasy: [Mavis] Let me see what those dead lips feel like on my tits! Thantasy: [Mavis] <Rubs her left nipple over Jayne's mouth.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, we've got them a little wet, should feel real nice. Thantasy: [Mavis] Ohhhhhh! Thantasy: [Mavis] I always liked the way she worked my tits with her mouth. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Meanwhile rubbing his cock back and forth between Jayne's breasts.) Thantasy: [Mavis] But it feels good just to drag them back and forth over her lips! Thantasy: [Jayne] <It feels good from down here, too. And your cock Rick, oh, your beautiful cock!!!!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Balls tingling, going to come soon.) Thantasy: [Mavis] Ohhh, yeah. Dead girl! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Head of cock vibrating as he continues the sawing movement between Jayne's breasts. It's pointing towards her chin.) Thantasy: [Mavis] I'll flip you for whether we go to sleep with her mouth on my tit or on your cock! Cardaniel80: [Rick] You're on! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Grunting with effort) I think I can leave a stream from her chin to her forehead. Or should I just leave it on her chest? Thantasy: [Mavis] Let's see how far you can shoot! Thantasy: [Mavis] See if you can hit her forehead from there! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Feel like I'm gonna hit the headboard with it. Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah, dead girls can have that effect on a guy! Thantasy: [Jayne] <God oh god oh god!!!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Thrusting hard now, his thighs rubbing against the underside of her breasts, his balls pressing down tight on her chest.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <I feel so sexy!!! I'm just a total object!!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Something to be played with and creamed all over!> Thantasy: [Mavis] Come on, boy, blow that load! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Grunting) Probably better get your tit out of there if you don't want it sprayed.... Thantasy: [Mavis] Cover this dead girl with cum!! Thantasy: [Mavis] <Backing off> Okay baby! All clear! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Unnhh... unnhhh NNNGGG!!! NNNGGGH!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] Let her rip!!!! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Ohhhhh!!!!!! > Thantasy: [Jayne] <God, I'm drowning in it!!> Cardaniel80: (A long streamer lands on a line from her chin to her hairline, followed by a second, parallel, next to it.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <OH, I can't do anything!> Thantasy: [Jayne] All I can do is lie here and let myself be covered with cum!!!! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Gasp) NGGGH!!! Look, it's (pant) right across her nose! Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah! Nice shot!!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] Now, see, girls can't do that. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Gets up and lets his cock dangle directly over her face, a stream flowing down making a pool on her forehead.) Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, see (pant) that's why you need us guys around. Thantasy: [Mavis] Oh, that's pretty! Gives her skin such a nice glossy shine. Thantasy: [Mavis] Here, let me show you what I can do. Cardaniel80: [Rick] I think (gasp) you're right about it preserving her. (Flow slowing.) Thantasy: [Mavis] <Moves so that she is straddling Jayne's head.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Lays down beside Jayne, momentarily drained.) She's all yours. Thantasy: [Mavis] See, I can get my pussy right over her face and just let my juices drip down on her!!! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Mavis, you have beautiful pussy!!!!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Well, there, you see, you don't need a cock. Thantasy: [Jayne] <And, oh, that tastes so good!> Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah, and mine can flow all night. Thantasy: [Mavis] It doesn't come in spurts. Just a nice steady stream! Thantasy: [Mavis] Oh, I'm glad we killed her! Thantasy: [Mavis] She's a lot of fun this way!!!! Cardaniel80: [Rick] I bet rubbing it on her face would feel good. Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah. Let's give her a facial! Thantasy: [Mavis] <Moves again, begins to massage Jayne's face!> Thantasy: [Mavis] Let me work this into her skin!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] A dead girl needs all the beauty aids she can get!!!! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Oh, that feels so good, so soothing.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Don't she look natural? Thantasy: [Mavis] Yes, almost as though she were still alive. Almost! Thantasy: [Mavis] Let me rub some of this on those nice big tits of hers, too. Thantasy: [Jayne] <Ohhhhhh!!!!!!! That feels good!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'm still dribbling a little, let me get some of this on those... Thantasy: [Mavis] Here, before you go completely dry, I want to taste some of that! Thantasy: [Mavis] Let me suck your cock right over her face! Cardaniel80: [Rick] We'll get used to each other's tastes, now that Jayne's dead. Thantasy: [Mavis] Wouldn't have thought of this while she was still alive. Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Closing eyes. Mavis's mouth is already starting to bring his cock back to life.) Thantasy: [Mavis] I mean sucking a guy's cock right over his girlfriend's face. Thantasy: [Mavis] EMMMMMM!!!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] <Looking down at Jayne's eyes.> Enjoying the view, dead girl? Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Groan) You're going to get me going again pretty quick. Thantasy: [Mavis] I'm sucking your guy's cock right over your nose, and you can't do shit about it! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Yes! And why do I find that SO sexy!!!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <I've never seen Rick's cock sucked before. I've done it plenty of times but I've never seen it!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Watching it grow and get hard in front of me!!!!!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <I used to be able to do that!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Closes eyes, puts hands behind Mavis's head and pulls her head gently back and forth.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <Used to????? I am thinking like a dead girl!!!!> Thantasy: [Mavis] <Reaches up and strokes his abdomen.> Thantasy: [Mavis] <Reaches further up to his chest, fingers his nipples.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Grunt) You sure (gasp) know what you're doing there! Thantasy: [Mavis] Must be instinct -- it sure isn't practice! Thantasy: [Mavis] Emmmm!!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] Come on, put a load in my mouth right over your dead girlfriend's face! Cardaniel80: [Rick] I... (gasp) think that's (groan) pretty much inevitable... Thantasy: [Jayne] <Yes, Rick, do it!!! I want to see it!!!! > Thantasy: [Jayne] <It's so sexy!!!! God, how I love these two people!!!! > Cardaniel80: [Rick] If (pant) you want to (gasp) back off a little I can (gasp) put it on your tongue in just a minute... Thantasy: [Jayne] <This makes me feel like an altar almost!> Thantasy: [Mavis] Sure, stud! Whatever you want!!! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Can she (pant) see it from there? If she could see, I (gasp) mean? Thantasy: [Mavis] Dang! This dead girl had some good cock in her time! I think she's got a great view! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Stick your (gasp) tongue way out... Thantasy: [Mavis] <Does so!> Thantasy: [Mavis] <Still fondling his nipples.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Holding the base of his cock with his fingers, he lays his cock on her tongue and rubs it back and forth.) Thantasy: [Jayne] <God! They are so excited, so turned on! > Cardaniel80: [Rick] Here it... NGGGHH!!!! Thantasy: [Jayne] <OHHH!!!!! That's beautiful!!!!> Thantasy: [Mavis] EMMMM!!!!! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (A long stream of come splashes out and hits the roof of her mouth, then settles onto her tongue.) Cardaniel80: [Rick] (His hips move spastically as he shoots several more streams into her mouth.) Thantasy: [Mavis] <Bends down, licks Jayne's throat with her tongue full of cum.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> Thantasy: [Jayne] <OHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Put some in her mouth (pant). Thantasy: [Mavis] Sure, Stud! <Kisses Jayne!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] God, she looks SO sexy, all covered with juices. Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah!!! She's a doll! Thantasy: [Mavis] A big, glossy, dead doll! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Our own Barbie-doll toy. Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah! Thantasy: [Mavis] Time for me to shoot my wad now!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] It won't take long!!! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Want any help? I can lick. Thantasy: [Mavis] Let me get her hand up on a pillow.... Thantasy: [Mavis] Curl her fingers just a little.... Thantasy: [Mavis] and lower my pussy right onto her hand... Cardaniel80: [Rick] Now here's something that will work great when she's all stiff. Thantasy: [Mavis] Just like this!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] OHHHHH!!!!!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] YEAHHHHHH!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] Play with my tits! Play with my tits!!!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] Both hands, both hands!!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Leans forward and takes Mavis's left breast in his mouth, his fingers brushing lightly against the other nipple.) Thantasy: [Mavis] SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (He takes a firmer hold now, kneading her breast with his fingers, still sucking.) Thantasy: [Mavis] AHHHHH!!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] YESSS!!!!! Thantasy: [Mavis] OH, ohhh, ohhh. Thantasy: [Mavis] <Collapses in a heap beside Jayne!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Kisses Mavis) Damn, I wish Jayne could have seen that. Thantasy: [Mavis] God! Dead girls give good hand jobs!!!!! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Who knew, huh? (Sinks down on other side of Jayne.) Thantasy: [Mavis] Ohhh! Thanks, dead girl! Thantasy: [Jayne] <You're welcome!> Thantasy: [Mavis] Well, she's still a great piece of ass, even dead! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Best ever. That never dies. Thantasy: [Mavis] Yeah, And to think, all that it took to kill her off was this little box here. <Reaches over and picks up control box.> Thantasy: [Mavis] And all I had to do to kill her off was to press a little key... Cardaniel80: [Rick] Hmmm, I wonder, with all that power, maybe it can unkill her. Thantasy: [Mavis] Like this? <Presses the on key.> Thantasy: [Jayne] <Quickly snaps back to life!> Thantasy: [Jayne] Hey! Thantasy: [Jayne] You two are the messiest lovers I've ever seen! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Smiling broadly.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] It's alive! Alive!! Thantasy: [Jayne] I feel like a rag somebody used to wipe up a video arcade floor! Thantasy: [Jayne] And it is GREAT!!!!!! Thantasy: [Jayne] Come here! Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'd kiss you, but you're just so ooky. (Grinning). Thantasy: [Jayne] Fuck you! Kiss me!!! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Kisses him passionately!> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Haha! Well, if you insist... in honor of your resurrection.... (Kisses her passiobately, deeply.) Thantasy: [Mavis] Me too? Thantasy: [Jayne] YES!!! You too! <Kisses Mavis passionately.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Does this mean we don't need to stuff you in the freezer? Thantasy: [Jayne] Nope! I'm going to be here for a long, long time!!!! Thantasy: [Jayne] And I'm going to be young until the day I die! Cardaniel80: [Rick] (Grinning widely) Just take me with you on your journey though life, okay? Thantasy: [Jayne] You bet! Thantasy: [Mavis] Me too? Thantasy: [Jayne] You bet! Thantasy: [Jayne] And as for this little device <taking control box from Mavis>..... Thantasy: [Jayne] I wonder when I should stop playing with it? Cardaniel80: [Rick] Never, I hope. Thantasy: [Mavis] Never! Thantasy: [Edgar] (From perch beside bed.) NEVERMORE!!!!!! Cardaniel80: [Rick] Is he always right? Thantasy: [Jayne] Well, then it's unanimous! Thantasy: [Jayne] Now, there's an election result for you! Thantasy: [Jayne] <Laughing, Rick, Jayne, and Mavis begin a long
night of tender, passionate love-making.>
EPILOGUE
Thantasy: <One year later..... > Thantasy: <Rick comes home.> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Honeys! I'm home! Thantasy: <No response.> Thantasy: <In the living room, on the couch...> Cardaniel80: [Rick] I'm dead tired! What about you? Thantasy: <side by side, naked...> Thantasy: <one arm around each other's shoulders...> Thantasy: <other hand resting on each other's pussy....> Thantasy: <sitting on towels, nearly soaked through...> Thantasy: <staring glassy eyed at the television...> Thantasy: <their control boxes with timers set for about two hours dropped beside them...> Thantasy: <are Mavis and Jayne.> Thantasy: <Taped to Jayne's right breast, a note Thantasy: <reading..... Thantasy: <"Rick, there's some cold macaroni in the fridge, you can heat it in the microwave. Bon appetite!"> Thantasy: <Taped to Mavis' right breast, a note reading...> Thantasy: <"And, Rick, please be a darling and switch the tv from TCM to AMC at 7:00. They're showing COMEDY OF TERRORS with Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Basil Rathbone, Joyce Jameson, Joe E. Brown, and Rhubarb the Cat! Thanks!"> Cardaniel80: [Rick] Haha! Don't know what a couple of dead girls
need with a TV show, but it sounds like fun. Maybe I'll eat a little
appetizer here before I warm up my dinner. (Kneels down and kisses Mavis's
breast, and then sucks on Jayne's.)
THE END OF I WALKED WITH A NECROBABE BUT THE ADVENTURES OF THE LOVING THREESOME WILL CONTINUE IN THE BORDELLO OF THE DEAD! |